It’s splitsville for Madonna and Guy Ritchie

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have finally announced on Wednesday they are divorcing. The famous couple is calling quits after nearly eights years of marriage. The queen of pop and the British filmmaker married in a lavish ceremony at Skibo castle, Scotland, in December 2000. With a fortune of more than £300million, tons of things are claimed as reasons for the divorce. A source tells the Daily Telegraph, “The relationship became less about passion and more about control.”  With Madonna banning her children from watching TV and eating nothing but steamed fish and seasonal vegetables, Guy reached his limit. Rumor has it, “Some nights she’ll completely cover herself with thick moisturizing creams. She’ll go through pots and pots worth £500 a pop. And then she climbs into these protective plastic body suits. She sleeps covered in all this gunk and plastic.”

It’s splitsville for Madonna and Guy Ritchie

 How Guy was supposed to keep passion with Madge fully dipped in a grease - but expensive-cream. For God’s sake!



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